Naby Keïta’s got more bite than Luis Suárez

Naby Keïta’s 3 sendings off in 7 games will worry some fans ahead of the player’s transfer to Anfield but it doesn’t concern us in the slightest. The term ‘man up’ may be on Liverpool FC’s list of banned words but some players in our squad certainly need to.

Jordan Henderson is a poor captain. He’d struggle to put a lead on a dog. A good player he may be but a leader he isn’t. In fact, when was the last time post-Steven Gerrard that any Liverpool player took the game by the scruff of the neck? Exactly. So if Keïta can bring some bite into the squad, fantastic!

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We obviously don’t want him becoming a disciplinary problem and we don’t want him disgracing the club like Luis Suárez did with his ‘bite’ but if he can get some of our players to stop lathering themselves in NIVEA MEN Protect & Care products and can  maybe persuade Emre Can to not apply so much gel to his hair in the hope that he can run a little faster and improve his mobility, then this would surely be a good thing.

The current team has no leaders. Maybe the acquisition of Naby Keïta will help address that.