Stan will probably know 'a man' that can flog you one for some obscene 4 figure amount of dosh if you REALLY fancy havin' yer kecks taken down and the shirt ripped off your back.

Alternatively, you can join me and a few others in my new multi fan sized accommodating lurve in nest to listen to the match on my yet to be purchased surround sound all singing dancing digi wireless.

Fiver an 'ed, including a brew, digestive biccy, no aggro and lots of man luuuurve.
