KopTalk.com Forums The Joke Thread (Keep it clean fella's)

Why did the forty year old woman begin turning into a cat.

She was going through menopaws

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

"Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?"
"The backstroke, Sir."

"Waiter what's the meaning of this bug in my soup?"
"I wouldn't know, Sir. I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller."

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"
"Impossible, Sir, the chef used them all in the raisin bread."

Katy Perry's Movie Part of Me? Saw it last friday night. While I was there, I saw some California Girls there; compared to them, I looked like E.T. Saw some Fireworks beforehand,so i was tired during the previews, but when the movie started, I was Wide Awake. After it ended, I tried to Kiss a Girl, and liked it but she rejected me; she'll always be the one that got away.

Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and asks, "You know how to drive this thing?"

Ham and Eggs walk into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve breakfast here."

There's some light hearted jokes in an attempt to lighten the thread up.

Worst jokes ever

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?


Gagged.

I agree but nobody seems to like any of the vile disgusting ones so I though I might lighten it up a bit?

Eh, me and flames dont moderate anymore, knock yourself out.