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That will do....for now.


Pete: Berg, I'm just not cut out to be a good person.
Berg: I know. That's why the Lord gave us good looks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkzkmyOln6I
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Originally Posted By: Paddym90

According to the autopsy report, my two year old son died due to "serious neglect".


Nothing to do with me though, I was in the pub.



shocked laugh

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Originally Posted By: Paddym90
That will do....for now.


+1


"Romance has broke down
This boy is crack'in up"

So not a moderator

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Yes +1......for now


Pete: Berg, I'm just not cut out to be a good person.
Berg: I know. That's why the Lord gave us good looks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkzkmyOln6I
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Originally Posted By: Paddym90

I've decided to buck the trend of Movember this year by not growing a moustache. I'm calling it No-Movember....

Or for short, November.



That job interview was going so well until I realized I was fukked up on acid in the middle of a cornfield naked and talking to a scarecrow.
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Last edited by EMP; 05/11/13 10:34 PM.
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Following United's miserable night......

United boss Moyes warned Young about diving earlier this season but adopted a more defensive tone after the whistle in San Sebastian.

"I've seen it and the boy certainly tugs him in the box," the Scot said. "The referee is two yards away from it and decides to give it.


Coffee spraying moment. shocked grin

Last edited by Growler; 06/11/13 09:32 AM.
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Originally Posted By: Paddym90

I've decided to buck the trend of Movember this year by not growing a moustache. I'm calling it No-Movember....

Or for short, November.


This Movemeber joke is proving quite the hit I must say. laugh


Pete: Berg, I'm just not cut out to be a good person.
Berg: I know. That's why the Lord gave us good looks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkzkmyOln6I
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What's the difference between Liverpool fans and Marty McFly?

Mary McFly stopped going back to 1985.


Pete: Berg, I'm just not cut out to be a good person.
Berg: I know. That's why the Lord gave us good looks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkzkmyOln6I
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Most controversial joke yet? whistle


Pete: Berg, I'm just not cut out to be a good person.
Berg: I know. That's why the Lord gave us good looks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkzkmyOln6I
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