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Re: The Joke Thread (Keep it clean fella's) Hendominator #375033 04/11/13 09:04 PM Joined: Sep 2011 Posts: 5,185 Irish Free State Hendominator 1st Team Squad Hendominator 1st Team Squad Joined: Sep 2011 Posts: 5,185 Irish Free State That will do....for now. Pete: Berg, I'm just not cut out to be a good person. Berg: I know. That's why the Lord gave us good looks. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkzkmyOln6I

Re: The Joke Thread (Keep it clean fella's) Hendominator #375090 05/11/13 07:18 AM Joined: Feb 2013 Posts: 7,446 boxmonkey 1st Team Squad boxmonkey 1st Team Squad Joined: Feb 2013 Posts: 7,446 Originally Posted By: Paddym90 According to the autopsy report, my two year old son died due to "serious neglect". Nothing to do with me though, I was in the pub.

Re: The Joke Thread (Keep it clean fella's) Hendominator #375146 05/11/13 03:38 PM Joined: Jul 2009 Posts: 12,416 micks bedsit wakka Moderator wakka Moderator Joined: Jul 2009 Posts: 12,416 micks bedsit Originally Posted By: Paddym90 That will do....for now. +1 "Romance has broke down This boy is crack'in up" So not a moderator Valar Morghulis

Re: The Joke Thread (Keep it clean fella's) wakka #375156 05/11/13 04:14 PM Joined: Sep 2011 Posts: 5,185 Irish Free State Hendominator 1st Team Squad Hendominator 1st Team Squad Joined: Sep 2011 Posts: 5,185 Irish Free State Yes +1......for now Pete: Berg, I'm just not cut out to be a good person. Berg: I know. That's why the Lord gave us good looks. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkzkmyOln6I

Re: The Joke Thread (Keep it clean fella's) Hendominator #375174 05/11/13 05:47 PM Joined: Mar 2009 Posts: 23,084 Destination unknown lumba Liverpool Legend lumba Liverpool Legend Joined: Mar 2009 Posts: 23,084 Destination unknown Originally Posted By: Paddym90 I've decided to buck the trend of Movember this year by not growing a moustache. I'm calling it No-Movember.... Or for short, November. That job interview was going so well until I realized I was fukked up on acid in the middle of a cornfield naked and talking to a scarecrow.

Re: The Joke Thread (Keep it clean fella's) lumba #375236 05/11/13 10:33 PM Joined: Apr 2012 Posts: 9,650 Eire E EMP 1st Team Squad EMP 1st Team Squad E Joined: Apr 2012 Posts: 9,650 Eire gypo bane http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJXnYG4it8w Last edited by EMP; 05/11/13 10:34 PM.

Re: The Joke Thread (Keep it clean fella's) EMP #375262 06/11/13 09:31 AM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,913 HELL Porto Growler 1st Team Regular Growler 1st Team Regular Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,913 HELL Porto Following United's miserable night...... United boss Moyes warned Young about diving earlier this season but adopted a more defensive tone after the whistle in San Sebastian. "I've seen it and the boy certainly tugs him in the box," the Scot said. "The referee is two yards away from it and decides to give it. Coffee spraying moment. Last edited by Growler; 06/11/13 09:32 AM.

Re: The Joke Thread (Keep it clean fella's) Hendominator #376392 13/11/13 04:03 PM Joined: Sep 2011 Posts: 5,185 Irish Free State Hendominator 1st Team Squad Hendominator 1st Team Squad Joined: Sep 2011 Posts: 5,185 Irish Free State Originally Posted By: Paddym90 I've decided to buck the trend of Movember this year by not growing a moustache. I'm calling it No-Movember.... Or for short, November. This Movemeber joke is proving quite the hit I must say. Pete: Berg, I'm just not cut out to be a good person. Berg: I know. That's why the Lord gave us good looks. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkzkmyOln6I

Re: The Joke Thread (Keep it clean fella's) Hendominator #376581 16/11/13 01:46 PM Joined: Sep 2011 Posts: 5,185 Irish Free State Hendominator 1st Team Squad Hendominator 1st Team Squad Joined: Sep 2011 Posts: 5,185 Irish Free State What's the difference between Liverpool fans and Marty McFly? Mary McFly stopped going back to 1985. Pete: Berg, I'm just not cut out to be a good person. Berg: I know. That's why the Lord gave us good looks. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkzkmyOln6I

Re: The Joke Thread (Keep it clean fella's) Hendominator #376582 16/11/13 01:47 PM Joined: Sep 2011 Posts: 5,185 Irish Free State Hendominator 1st Team Squad Hendominator 1st Team Squad Joined: Sep 2011 Posts: 5,185 Irish Free State Most controversial joke yet? Pete: Berg, I'm just not cut out to be a good person. Berg: I know. That's why the Lord gave us good looks. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkzkmyOln6I