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Re: The Joke Thread (Keep it clean fella's)
Hendominator #335427 06/06/13 03:17 PM
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Why do the windows on the back of a Skoda heat up?

So you can keep your hands warm when you're pushing it home

Pete: Berg, I'm just not cut out to be a good person.
Berg: I know. That's why the Lord gave us good looks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkzkmyOln6I
Re: The Joke Thread (Keep it clean fella's)
Hendominator #335452 06/06/13 04:26 PM
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That job interview was going so well until I realized I was fukked up on acid in the middle of a cornfield naked and talking to a scarecrow.
Re: The Joke Thread (Keep it clean fella's)
lumba #335453 06/06/13 04:31 PM
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Hahaha that's the best one yet lumba! laugh

Pete: Berg, I'm just not cut out to be a good person.
Berg: I know. That's why the Lord gave us good looks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkzkmyOln6I
Re: The Joke Thread (Keep it clean fella's)
Hendominator #339007 24/06/13 03:26 PM
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The tricky maths question put to Jeremy forrest , what do you get if you put thirty into fifteen? Has been answered.

Five and a half.

No,this is not a good town for psychedelic drugs.Reality itself is too twisted.

We can't stop here, this is bat country!
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Thompson #339008 24/06/13 03:28 PM
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Paddy power are offering money back bets if Murray wins Wimbledon.

They can fuuck off, I will take the better odds offered by Euromillions.

No,this is not a good town for psychedelic drugs.Reality itself is too twisted.

We can't stop here, this is bat country!
Re: The Joke Thread (Keep it clean fella's)
Thompson #339044 24/06/13 04:42 PM
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Tennis..

That job interview was going so well until I realized I was fukked up on acid in the middle of a cornfield naked and talking to a scarecrow.
Re: The Joke Thread (Keep it clean fella's)
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That job interview was going so well until I realized I was fukked up on acid in the middle of a cornfield naked and talking to a scarecrow.
Re: The Joke Thread (Keep it clean fella's)
lumba #339111 24/06/13 09:40 PM
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I don't normally take arguments too seriously, but my girlfriend was really annoyed and upset and I felt bad, as she told me I'd been treating her like a child for too long she was sick of it. So I gave her a sticker for standing up for herself.

Re: The Joke Thread (Keep it clean fella's)
jjmelling/Stato #343824 15/07/13 10:25 PM
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I've noticed that if I pull my bum cheeks apart and stick my thumb up my anus...

...my girlfriend leaves the restaurant in tears.

Pete: Berg, I'm just not cut out to be a good person.
Berg: I know. That's why the Lord gave us good looks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkzkmyOln6I
Re: The Joke Thread (Keep it clean fella's)
Hendominator #343826 15/07/13 10:26 PM
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I'm going to Rio de Janeiro to see if I can find Jesus.

I've heard he's pretty big over there.

Pete: Berg, I'm just not cut out to be a good person.
Berg: I know. That's why the Lord gave us good looks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkzkmyOln6I
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