So a middle aged nurse one day decides that she is not happy with her current position and so decides to attend a training course in order to gain the skills for a promotion.
So she enlists in a course and a few weeks later she gets a letter saying that she has been accepted and that she should travel to the training centre in the next town the following Tuesday night.
So Tuesday comes and the woman sets off for the course. Then, all of a sudden when the woman was travelling down a long dark road, her car broke down. So she pulled over to the side of the road and opened up her hood to investigate.
Now the woman didnt know a lot about cars and didnt really understand quite what was wrong with her car. Then, all of a sudden, the woman heard a voice say "Its the extractor fan." Immediately the woman looked round but cold not see anyone there apart from a black horse standing a few feet away from her in the adjacent field.
The woman then looked back down at her engine and, sure enough, she saw that the extractor fan was slightly out of place. So she repositioned it, got back in her car and quickly sped off hoping to forget the wierd incident. However the woman didnt get very far as her car broke down again just a little distance from the first place it had stalled.
So again the woman got out and opened up her bonnet but didnt have a notion what was wrong. Then came the voice again " Its the piston." Again the woman quickly looked round but could not see anything but the horse standing right at the edge of the field. The woman then looked down at her engine and sure enough the piston was not attached to the rest of the engine.
So she quickly fixed it and hopped back in her car. The engine initially started but then stalled and broke down again. The woman, now terrified, eventually persuaded herself that the horse was just her imagination and eventually got back out of her car and popped the hood.
The woman again couldn't see anything wrong but then came the voice" the valve is loose." This time the woman turned round to find the horses head sticking out over the hedge right next to her breathing right down her neck. The woman was now completely freaked out and she started screaming. She then quickly fixed the valve and hopped back into her car like a bolt of light. She started the car and drove off so quickly she didnt even stop to adjust he seat belt.
She sped down the road about a quarter of a mile before stopping at the first building she saw, an old pub. She marched right into the pub and said to the Barman "Help! Help! There was.....the horse......it can talk and it knew the car parts and I didnt...." The bartender stopped the woman and said" Wow wow, slow down love. Whatever it is our safe now so just sit and relax for a second" he then proceeded to pour her a drink and let her sit for a minute to calm down.
After a minute or two he said to her "Ok now love, what is it?" The woman was a little calmer but still really freaked out and replied " Well I was driving down the road, and my car broke down, and I didnt know how to fix it, and there was this black horse and it...." "Wow stop" said the Barman " did you just say the black horse?" The woman gave an anxious nod. "Well you were lucky" said the Barman with a hint of fear in his voice "Why?" Replied the woman nervously. "Because" said the Barman " There's a white horse down the road and he knows nothing about cars!"
finally someone pops up with a joke! (Well someone besides me) Keep em coming lads!! Good to see I'm not the only one with a sense of humour.
