KopTalk.com Forums The Joke Thread (Keep it clean fella's)

Has Pulis gone?

Thought the same thing after I heard the news and as it turns out, yes he has

Right, lets have another go at this joke thread!

A guy at work said to me, "Have you ever had a threesome?"

I said, "Yeah, with my wife and a nurse."

He said, "And your wife was ok about it?"

I said, "She didn't have a choice, she was in a coma."

My wife and I are doing role reversal to spice up our sex life...

She's going to be the aggressor, and I'm going to lay there like a corpse.

If I make you breakfast in bed a simple 'thank you' would be nice...

None of this 'how did I get into your house' business..

I almost had a threesome last night, all I needed was two more people.

It's so awkward when you send a private text message to the wrong person.

The other day I wrote a message, "Hey babe, thinking of U makes my cock hard, can't wait to sex U up 2night" to my girlfriend's mum!

Imagine how embarrassing it was when I accidentally sent it to my girlfriend!

Comon lads it can't just be me carrying this joke thread! Now I know what Stevie G feels like

Comon one of you is bound to have at least one ace joke up your sleeve surely?

its time that we realise torture doesn't work.

and nothing will make lobsters talk.

(I think everyone has gone on vacation because no ones visiting this site)