I don't like queuing up for anything, anywhere, at any time, I tend to let the women do that, they seem to love doing it!

Personally, If I get the remarkable urge for a coffee in the ground, I will weigh up the options, if I go and get that coffee will I miss some of the game when it kicks-off again? Which 9 times out of 10 is the case, therefore I'll make sure to have that coffee outside of the ground, and watch the game in the seat that I paid for. I'd rather not miss a second, all for a pissing coffee!
It's like this at most grounds, one mad rush for food and drink, when it's only been 45 minutes without it, you'd think people have been without food for a lifetime come half-time.
It's just saft.
Do what most of the oldies do, take a packed lunch,!

I've seen many a person delve into their bag and grab a ham sandwich.....and they haven't had to move an inch from their chair to get it!
