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over time we can add these players mate. if henderson works out maybe he could turn into the player we hope.

but fact remains we need a good striker and a ozil type in the middle. we could really do with that 35 mill back...any takers???

Kettering Town have just made an offer for Andy Carroll for £55m. Thats the good news the bad news is its on my championship manager.

If I win on the lottery I promise to buy Carroll off for at least £ 35 M.

He can be my personal driver, assist the kids going to school and so on. Maybe even polish the shoes.

Oh wait: I need a lumber jack to assist on cutting down some trees on my yard. Great business 'ey?

Can anyone think of some better scope of use for Carroll?

If anyone pushes you around (Like your Girlfriend or someone) he can sort them out with a clout or two to bring them in line.

He'd make a great pony for the kids to ride.

Yeah why not?

But I'm a bit worried that he's not fit for that kind of physical endeavors.

Maybe his sole appearance will be enough to scare off some of the rioters?

Great idea!

Speaking about pony (tails): My daughter often wants assistance with her hair styling. I must admit that's not my cup of tea really. But Big Andy does evidently show some flair in that department on a regular basis!

Good one, I'll write it down in my note book!

totaly true fazakerley. imo its the midfield that is the issue..not good enough and levels outt among the wigans and stokes.4 pizz poor buys by the manager created the problem.