Why not indeed?
If not hom, this is assuming Roy IS in fact going iminantly, then who exactly please?
Whoever, you realise, is picking up
THE poison chalice of all poison chalices currently know to man or beast, and I DO NOT envy him.
That dressing room is full of bloody wimmin, and the hormone levels must be dangerously high for ANY bloke to cope with.
Just make sure you bring a reinforced handbag with you, whoever you are, cus you gonna need it, BIG time!
