What ever we spend the money on lets just pray a situation like this don't happen again.
John (LFC) bought a nearly new Maserati (Aquallani) that had been in a prang, he paid top dollar for it, but he was confident he could fix the items (bodywork, a couple of mechanical parts etc) and end up with something truely special, a car that he would have to beat the ladies off with.
After much hardwork and investment John did indeed repair the items, though it took a little longer than we first anticipated. "Ok" he said "not ideal, but hey I got there in the end - time to let rip and go crusing!".
The thing was was just after John got it purring like a kitten and had waxed the paintwork so it was gleamed like a new car - and before he had even drove it off the driveway John had a rush of blood to the head and said to a neighbour (Juve) down the road "here you go, take it on a test drive for a couple of weeks if you like it I'll let you buy it for less than its cost me to buy and to fix up", naturally the neighbour said "yes, yes yes" he couldnt believe his luck.
In return the neighbour sold John his ex taxi, one that had been leathered within an inch of it life (Poulsen), "it will do you as a run around while I've got the Mazzer" the neighbour gleefully said . John had only taken the shagged taxi on one trip when reality bit him on the arse when the dolly birds laughed when he asked if they would "like a lift home". The irony is as John was left crying into his ripped spew stained upholstery asking himself why the girlies wouldnt give him the time of day, his smug neighbour is flying past with 3 hotties is his super car as he screams down the road.
Yes, a long story, but sending Aqualliani out on loan was THAT stupid. Who the [oops] thought it was a good idea? Mind blowing! Whoever was responsible should be put down to clean the gene pool!
