any dislike ive had for rooney in the past is based on the fact that he doesnt play for us. watch the big clubs come and get him, and watch us scutter around the bottom of the table trying to get darren bent, lure bellamy back with a selection of golf clubs, convince diouf that he'll be allowed to spit at players if he returns, and ply ruddock away from punditry to manage.
Luis Garcia, He drinks sangria He came from Barca, to bring us Joy He's five foot seven, he's football heaven please don't take my Luis away.
"...AND 32 MILLION POUNDS WORTH OF GOALKEEPER CAN'T DO A THING ABOUT IT"
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