Wouldn't we all love to know what Carra and Gerrard have had to say to the slithery slimey little toad ey?

Still, he'll be in good company now, sharing jokes with the jug eared Shrek as to how he let his fans of the past down.
I can perhaps now understand how the blue fans felt seeing their
'hero' vanish eastwards to live the life of Riley at the scummy toilet end of the East Lancs.