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I know its not to do with Liverpool but this video about jermaine jenas is fecking hilarious, I was in stitches. We have to make one about Ngog!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzL4vCAofP8

lol

Love that question - a complete nobody as a player - I have thought this to meself before...

Another one for me is John Obi Mikel - a stack of people I know really rate him - but I just can't see it - he is pony!!

Must say im always surprised that Ngog gets such a hard time from fans.

He is only a young player and his goal per games ratio at the club is actually quiet good. He has been asked, for the most part, to play up-front on his own before he should of at such a huge club. Its been a steep learning curve for him with a lot of responsibility on his shoulders and I think he has done a good job.

He started 17 games in total last season and scored 8 goals which is very good for a young player playing at the highest level.

We certainly don't seem to give any players much of a chance these days especially young ones.

Ok you can be the Stephen Hawkings sound alike saying that Ngog is a fox in box whose is the next Thierry Henry, and whose purpose is to poach goals and be an integral part of LFC's first premiership winning side

I'll be the other dude asking which drugs your on, pointing out that he scored 8 goals from 80 attempts, holds the ball up like an open window and falls over when it gets a bit breezy

so you're he's an exact replica of emile heskey? maybe e should get owen back to play along side him

Na Heskey can hold the ball up

Erm score from more than 2 yards out and not miss from 4!!

I'm all for young talent and people learning their trade but Ngog does not have it. Plenty of players younger than him have been put in and come up with the goods. His had an abundance of chances to show he has what it takes and has not delivered.

One on one with the grasshoppers keeper yesterday, what happened? Oh he missed, again!

I would love him to come good but he won't. I would rather give some of the other young lads we have a chance this season rather than waste another year looking at him!

lol. i think we need to make one about babel

Jenas, along with Wes Brown, is probably theworst player to wear an England shirt and thats even worse than Carlton Palmer! He's f'ing sh!t and can't believe we have been linked with him in the past.