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I think i'd stick to the football as i wouldn't wanna see a kid born anyway. It's not like you get to take a peek at your birds interesting bits for the first time, is it?
Let's get some perspective; a fat bird laying on her back and complaining whilst a screaming kid, covered in blood pops his head out and the smell of Billingsgate fish market fills the air. Gimme MOTD any day. thanks for making me laugh mate. i agree with you. av had a kid and it aint what its cracked up to be. i rather watch liverpool anyday
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youre off your trolley lads. saw my daughter being born. it was amazing. missing it to watch the telly? you must be joking.
Luis Garcia, He drinks sangria
He came from Barca, to bring us Joy
He's five foot seven, he's football heaven
please don't take my Luis away.
"...AND 32 MILLION POUNDS WORTH OF GOALKEEPER CAN'T DO A THING ABOUT IT"
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I dunno about you lot but i'm a bloke. For those of you who don't know what one is, it's some one who drinks lager, tells loads of sex jokes, watches football and has obscure yet enlightening conversations (mainly when drunk).
Support, understanding, sympathy and romantic gestures are things you do for your girlfriend, but only before you've got your end away.
"Give your souls to your Gods and load your guns,
Its time to deal in lead.
We are the legions of the damned,
The army of the already dead...."
Robert Jay Matthews
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Luis Garcia, He drinks sangria
He came from Barca, to bring us Joy
He's five foot seven, he's football heaven
please don't take my Luis away.
"...AND 32 MILLION POUNDS WORTH OF GOALKEEPER CAN'T DO A THING ABOUT IT"
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I think i'd stick to the football as i wouldn't wanna see a kid born anyway. It's not like you get to take a peek at your birds interesting bits for the first time, is it?
Let's get some perspective; a fat bird laying on her back and complaining whilst a screaming kid, covered in blood pops his head out and the smell of Billingsgate fish market fills the air. Gimme MOTD any day. I take it you are not a parent.
I am Batman
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Correct, i've just never wanted kids, not when i get to have all that fun acting like a kid myself.
"Give your souls to your Gods and load your guns,
Its time to deal in lead.
We are the legions of the damned,
The army of the already dead...."
Robert Jay Matthews
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nothing will ever beat being present at the birth of your child - not even footie ..... footie is my first love and you never forget your first love but my little girl is my life and that transcends everything else
Last edited by Scannerman; 30/06/10 01:24 AM.
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My little Lady was born on Friday the 13th March 2009 - Unlucky for some but cast you minds back, what a week. Tonk Real Madrid on the Tuesday, Daughter born on the Friday then smash the Mancs 4-1 in their own backyard on the Saturday 
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but my little girl is my life and that transcends everything else i hear ya trep. same with my daughter. music is my first passion, then football, but my daughter is everything.
Luis Garcia, He drinks sangria
He came from Barca, to bring us Joy
He's five foot seven, he's football heaven
please don't take my Luis away.
"...AND 32 MILLION POUNDS WORTH OF GOALKEEPER CAN'T DO A THING ABOUT IT"
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