I think i'd stick to the football as i wouldn't wanna see a kid born anyway. It's not like you get to take a peek at your birds interesting bits for the first time, is it?
Let's get some perspective; a fat bird laying on her back and complaining whilst a screaming kid, covered in blood pops his head out and the smell of Billingsgate fish market fills the air. Gimme MOTD any day.
"Give your souls to your Gods and load your guns, Its time to deal in lead. We are the legions of the damned, The army of the already dead...."
Robert Jay Matthews
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