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Once many years ago, I spat out of my car. I think I had some phlegm in my mouth and started to heave so wound the window and spat with all my might. Half of it ended up back in the car, half just about cleared the window.
I've no idea how he managed to spit 6 feet across a lane at speed and hit the passenger of that car.
Our defenders could learn a thing or 2 about clearances.

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That job interview was going so well until I realized I was fukked up on acid in the middle of a cornfield naked and talking to a scarecrow.
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Originally Posted By RedJohn
Once many years ago, I spat out of my car. I think I had some phlegm in my mouth and started to heave so wound the window and spat with all my might. Half of it ended up back in the car, half just about cleared the window.
I've no idea how he managed to spit 6 feet across a lane at speed and hit the passenger of that car.
Our defenders could learn a thing or 2 about clearances.
its obvious then how he did it....he must of experience of spitting to be able to do it so well...you just said so yourself it's hard to do...might be a Bootle trait, not really heard of it here in Liverpool tho...

Havin said that are any of us surprised, you watch Carragher in any of his Liverpool games and he's usually emptying the contents of his nostrils on the pitch...disgusting...

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Originally Posted By RedJohn
Once many years ago, I spat out of my car. I think I had some phlegm in my mouth and started to heave so wound the window and spat with all my might. Half of it ended up back in the car, half just about cleared the window.
I've no idea how he managed to spit 6 feet across a lane at speed and hit the passenger of that car.
Our defenders could learn a thing or 2 about clearances.


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Originally Posted By RedJohn
Once many years ago, I spat out of my car. I think I had some phlegm in my mouth and started to heave so wound the window and spat with all my might. Half of it ended up back in the car, half just about cleared the window.
I've no idea how he managed to spit 6 feet across a lane at speed and hit the passenger of that car.
Our defenders could learn a thing or 2 about clearances.


Personally I think our strikers could learn a thing or two off him as well.

Notice how he starts his phlegm outside the upright, bending it back delightfully onto the target. A less experienced phlegm flinger would have clipped the back window at best.

However the opposition defence has little to be proud of during this incident. Notice how they dropped their guard (wound their window down) before going on the attack, thereby leaving their entire left flank disgracefully exposed to a Carragher counter attack.

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Made me laugh reading the Metro this morning...somebody had thought the driver in the car was Vinny Jones haha....imagine...if it was Vinny Jones kid you spat at am pretty sure Vinny would of chased after him forced him to pull over them smashed the living daylights out of him...
When asked if it was him Vinny said it wasn't, then said Carragher should be sacked from SKY and branded Carragher " absolute Filth "...

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Originally Posted By RedJohn
Once many years ago, I spat out of my car. I think I had some phlegm in my mouth and started to heave so wound the window and spat with all my might. Half of it ended up back in the car, half just about cleared the window.
I've no idea how he managed to spit 6 feet across a lane at speed and hit the passenger of that car.
Our defenders could learn a thing or 2 about clearances.


Personally I think our strikers could learn a thing or two off him as well.

Notice how he starts his phlegm outside the upright, bending it back delightfully onto the target. A less experienced phlegm flinger would have clipped the back window at best.

However the opposition defence has little to be proud of during this incident. Notice how they dropped their guard (wound their window down) before going on the attack, thereby leaving their entire left flank disgracefully exposed to a Carragher counter attack.


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If I had one wish in this life, it would be during the warm up for the next game, Klopp leads all the players out onto the pitch wearing t-shirts with 23 on the back, and a silhouette of Carragher spitting on the front.

We need to show support the Liverpool way. He's still one of us!

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Originally Posted By RedJohn
If I had one wish in this life, it would be during the warm up for the next game, Klopp leads all the players out onto the pitch wearing t-shirts with 23 on the back, and a silhouette of Carragher spitting on the front.

We need to show support the Liverpool way. He's still one of us!
Why stop there....let's get tee shirts for Flanagan kicking a girl...Suarez sinking his horse teeth into somebody...El Hadj Diouf spitting at Celtic fans and maybe another one of Carragher with his arm around Bob Carolgees and spit the Dog.....

Yep think that would really show what type of support we have backing those characters...

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According to reports....Spit...has been suspended by SKY until the end of the season....

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