Oh Rafa, dear Rafa, oh Rafa the great!
Two points went begging in last season's stalemate,
But if our magical trio step up to the plate;
Oh blessed thee souls!
Your net could play host to seven or eight
Magnificent goals!
But Rafa, dear Rafa, oh Rafa me chum!
There's more to life than a premier league scrum,
At the Ref's final whistle, whatever the sum;
We'll all still be alive!
To celebrate with a song and a roll of the drum,
Two thousand and five!.....YNWA!