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I have reversing censors in my van,i know that's no comfort for Wilki but i thought i'd put it out there.


That job interview was going so well until I realized I was fukked up on acid in the middle of a cornfield naked and talking to a scarecrow.
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He went in forwards in a long wheel base Transit into a tight space. The side of his van was virtually rubbing my car and I thought he pull out of it. It was the big step on the back that got the bumper but there was no way he would've got comfortably in that space. He is just unfortunately blessed with being a fukking moron.

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Sooner you get of that motor the better,cursed it is.


That job interview was going so well until I realized I was fukked up on acid in the middle of a cornfield naked and talking to a scarecrow.
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Originally Posted By lumba
I have reversing censors in my van,i know that's no comfort for Wilki but i thought i'd put it out there.


I've got a camera too.
Never thought I'd like that, but tell yas. it's awesome. Sensors go bonkers as I keep on reversing to within an inch of whatever. Sheeples screaming at me to STOP, but I just keep on going. laugh

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HA! Me too. I resisted using the camera for the first month, now I love it but I have to remember to wipe the snow off the lens.

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My new one has a camera. Used one in hire cars and always liked them.

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Just WHO TF puts a bottle of tomatoe sauce in the tw@ttin' fridge ey?
Reachin in for summat, and knocked it out from the top shelf, and it landed on me bass turd toe.
Now THAT fvkin' hurt like summat else. cry

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How quiet it's become since you know who got the boot,c'mon guys pick your game up.


That job interview was going so well until I realized I was fukked up on acid in the middle of a cornfield naked and talking to a scarecrow.
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Originally Posted By lumba
How quiet it's become since you know who got the boot,c'mon guys pick your game up.


We're blissfully basking in this oasis of peace and tranquility before the inevitable return of that tw@t

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I'm more concerned about the inevitable return of my thermals for next week.


That job interview was going so well until I realized I was fukked up on acid in the middle of a cornfield naked and talking to a scarecrow.
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