KopTalk.com Forums Football Liverpool FC Forum "Kevin Doyle = The Next Van Basten"

Not my words but those of the oracle of football, Emperor Rafa.

Just wanted to create a thread so everyone can laugh at the ramblings of a madman.

I bet he has a picture of Doyle under his pillow that he kisses every night, and says "Don't worry Kev, a big club will come in for you soon. Just keep banging the goals in - you're World Class!"

i'm 99% certain it's a pretty good wind-up tbh.

I think he does like Kevin Doyle, but is purposely getting more and more ridiculous in his statements to get a reaction.

I'm half expecting threads called one of:

'Doyle will find a cure for cancer within a year'

'Doyle can sneeze with his eyes open'

'Chuck Norris is scared of Kevin Doyle because his roundhouse kicks are so much better'

'Kevin Doyle literally orgasm'd his last girlfriend to death the first time he rattled her'

Doyle as good as Rush! Dunne as good as Agger! Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling! Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes...
The dead rising from the grave! Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!

a cyber pint for anyone who can name that film!!

Nope

Although Johnny Five may copy the same speech like he does with Holy Grail and the like. Long time since I seen it.

ghostbusters!!!!!!!!!!!

army of darkness??

Porky's II

Ah, this is what we can expect in the Mersey side derbys then Raf?

What's the film then?

Is it Legally Blonde 2?

There's only one Kevin Doyle!

I was sure it was Big Jugs 6!