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Have you never had a pet then Growls? Only bunnies and a 'amster.
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Ah yeh remember you saying now,crazy Dave over the road has a bunny called Bonnie and looking at him you'd think he'd be more into sacrificing goats.
That job interview was going so well until I realized I was fukked up on acid in the middle of a cornfield naked and talking to a scarecrow.
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Ah yeh remember you saying now,crazy Dave over the road has a bunny called Bonnie and looking at him you'd think he'd be more into sacrificing goats.  Yup, I don't look much like a fluffy bunny owner either. I was absolutely distraught when one died, and the other one had to be put down a few months later. Pieces I was, bloody pieces. 
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Yeh thats the downside of having a pet,get so attached it fukkin hurts bad when they go.
That job interview was going so well until I realized I was fukked up on acid in the middle of a cornfield naked and talking to a scarecrow.
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Still worth it though and some.
That job interview was going so well until I realized I was fukked up on acid in the middle of a cornfield naked and talking to a scarecrow.
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Noranappy Grizzly.  It would appear that I've 'lost' my driving licence, and suspect it may be in the glove box of the shed I hired in Santorini last week ffs! AGGHHH! Just suggested flying back out there for a 3 day end of holiday hunt and break for less then 300 snotters courtesy of Sleazy Jet from and back to Munterchester hairyport, plus a cheap room. Sounds like a damned good plan to me, only Mrs G thinks I'm 'barking', sigh.  Truth is...I AM barking!  I thought, yay, I could hire a car at the airport there, and then go back to the hotel we stayed at to check the room out to see if i left it in the safe or summat, and then go on to the hire company to search the car. Then I thought, agghh. A probleemo. I haven't gorra piggin' licence to hire a car, doh.
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Noranappy Grizzly. It would appear that I've 'lost' my driving licence, and suspect it may be in the glove box of the shed I hired in Santorini last week ffs! AGGHHH! Just suggested flying back out there for a 3 day end of holiday hunt and break for less then 300 snotters courtesy of Sleazy Jet from and back to Munterchester hairyport, plus a cheap room. Sounds like a damned good plan to me, only Mrs G thinks I'm 'barking', sigh. Truth is...I AM barking! I thought, yay, I could hire a car at the airport there, and then go back to the hotel we stayed at to check the room out to see if i left it in the safe or summat, and then go on to the hire company to search the car. Then I thought, agghh. A probleemo. I haven't gorra piggin' licence to hire a car, doh. That was nearly a very cunning plan, nearly.
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Noranappy Grizzly. It would appear that I've 'lost' my driving licence, and suspect it may be in the glove box of the shed I hired in Santorini last week ffs! AGGHHH! Just suggested flying back out there for a 3 day end of holiday hunt and break for less then 300 snotters courtesy of Sleazy Jet from and back to Munterchester hairyport, plus a cheap room. Sounds like a damned good plan to me, only Mrs G thinks I'm 'barking', sigh. Truth is...I AM barking! I thought, yay, I could hire a car at the airport there, and then go back to the hotel we stayed at to check the room out to see if i left it in the safe or summat, and then go on to the hire company to search the car. Then I thought, agghh. A probleemo. I haven't gorra piggin' licence to hire a car, doh. That was nearly a very cunning plan, nearly. It still is! I can use a taxi for my travelling to the hotel and car hire place. Not far from hairyport, and then if i find it, I can hire the quad bike that I wanted in the ferst place, yay! I have some unfinished top totty scantily clad laydiis business to finish inspecting on Kalamari beach too!
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Reckon I could do the whole 3 day 'round trip for less than 500 snotters. Some say it would be cheaper to just apply for a new licence, but it's an owld paper one that I have/had, and am attached to it. Contacted the hotel and the car hire company by e mail, but neither have replied. Only if I'm offering munney will they suddenly be able to comprehend what I'm asking probably, SSSSIGH. 
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It'll be FUN too! ..and on me own with no sideways glances from THE Moose whilst blimpin'.
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