KopTalk.com Forums Football Liverpool FC Forum Urgent advice required

Down here in Thailand we dont get the games until 02.00 on Sun/Mon and I have to find something to do to keep me awake from 11.00 to then.
Tried all the obvious ones but becoming a dipso and going blind. I am worried that I might start thinking Babel is a footballer not Wafas illegitimate son.
O well back to the swimming pool.

i've written to lfc asking them if we can play our games earlier so it's more convenient for you. if you let the club know the time of day you are at your most "livliest" then the club will have an idea of what time to kick off.

sadly lfc cannot guarantee they will change every game for you. so for some games you might still be struggling to stay awake.

my mate told me a good way to stay awake whilst waiting for kick off.

you have to go outside,get a ladder,take down your satellite dish,cover it with vaseline and cram it firmly up your arsse

There's a good chance that he'll be watching the games in the many bars of the area of Thailand he's in so your thought is a non starter which is a shame really because we all know that its not very often that you get any thoughts of your own what with you being retarded.

But I suppose techinically its your friends idea so maybe on this occasion is wont count as one of your own.

And another thing can you please not post any of you homo erotic thoughs on this forum either. We'd rather you kept them for yourself.

You are in Thailand!

Here's a tip..."5 dolla"!

"Fo 5 Dolla....Me luv yu looong tym!"

5 DOLLA who do you think I am a Man U supporter. Cant afford the top end of the market.
I Singha and a lick of my lolly