Cue the outrage
Oh Wijnaldum, oh Wijnaldum,
If you can play, then you're welcome,
Klopp loves a tackle - oh so fearsome,
And soon you'll know,
What bear hug's feel like in a scrum
From head to toe!
And you must run and run and run,
Before he'll love you like a son,
Or say you are his favoured one,
And his first choice!
But who would not have similar done
For a new Rolls Royce?