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Originally Posted By wilkij1975
Good, fukking cats! whistle


Not talking to you anymore.

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From the depths of Eastern England,
The pussy cats they have come,
Delivered from extinction to a new life in the sun,
One man on a mission
Had there hopes and dreams on hand,
He gathered up the mighty beasts and brought them to our land,

I'm the Cat Man
Doing all i can,
To create a sanctuary and a Home,


That job interview was going so well until I realized I was fukked up on acid in the middle of a cornfield naked and talking to a scarecrow.
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Meeeeeeeeee-ow!

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Mrs Growler's bessy mate that now lives in mid France thank fook, has got THIRTY BASS TURD SIX of the disgusting sh1t machines....i kid you's not shocked ....oh, and six dogs.
I have actually told her she is a fookin nutbag that obviously needs serious mental therapy.
She just grins...like a fookin' cat, and larfs, tosspot

I shudder to think what her house stinks like. sick

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ALL cat luvers are deranged imo. crazy

Me?
I'm perfect. grin

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I'm getting a belly acupuncture massage from Charlie as we speak.


That job interview was going so well until I realized I was fukked up on acid in the middle of a cornfield naked and talking to a scarecrow.
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My pussy hopped up on my lap,
Sez he; I'm going for a nap,
Said I it's alright,
But you better not Shyte,
Or you'll trade your nap for a rap!

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how will he sleep at night, dropping 2 weeks wages off the price, that's some first time buyers ISA he got there.

The description of the house just some's up what's wrong with young footballers now, 30 years ago he'd still be cleaning a senior players boots on a YTS contract ...

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