"Man United Have no Balls"
Paul Scholes waxed barking mad,
His voice rang round the walls,
Cried he: it’s painful and so sad,
Man United Have no Balls!
They rolled up to Mersey side,
With whistle’s and cat call’s,
but faced with fighting pride,
Man United have no balls!
They didn’t like the pressure,
The hard tackles and the falls,
And we learned at our leisure,
Man United have no balls!
Now roll on the second fixture,
They’ll hear it from the stalls,
This dire and damning stricture;
Man United have no balls!
