Amazon was my best friend. Shopping all done in 3 minutes, no ques, no fighting past rude impatient me me me sweaty sheeple with snotty sneezing grot sprogs, and all done with a pint of Ginger Beer clasped in my furry paw too. Laffin!
Even worse for me today: My wife and daughter went to spend money I don't have! And I didn't even get invited to the trip!
that's the way to do it.
Now you see, it's comments like that that have turned me into a chauvinistic and resentful pig.
Ahh yeh now I get you, you see men with a sense of humour nowadays Are a rare breed indeed.
Life is beautiful when you find Love when you find the place your meant to be when you find the one to give your heart to as for me this is you this is Love
Good question Growls..If I was a superstar pig skin kicker from the age of 16 earning ridiculous amounts of money then I probably would but if I woke up one day,checked my bank balance and found a 100 mil in there I probably wouldn't ...Just wouldn't feel right. Probably get one of these instead.
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That job interview was going so well until I realized I was fukked up on acid in the middle of a cornfield naked and talking to a scarecrow.
Good question Growls..If I was a superstar pig skin kicker from the age of 16 earning ridiculous amounts of money then I probably would but if I woke up one day,checked my bank balance and found a 100 mil in there I probably wouldn't ...Just wouldn't feel right. Probably get one of these instead.
that's the way to do it. 
Probably get one of these instead.