Come on now, Adebayo and Ireland for Gerrard and Torres. Single player swap deals never work never mind two players swapping. If one player has a problem with the deal it goes up in smoke can you imagine Liverpool giving out the wages neccessary to keep those money grabbing b*stards happy?
Pazzini would be good but if we were sensible for a second we'd know our manager isnt going to buy anyone because he doesnt know if hes going to be here next year. We don't technically have an owner who could buy anyone so! Its just high grade sh*te from low grade newspapers