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Originally Posted By: wilkij1975
Is being woken up at 2am by a ram raid cause for a grumble?
what is a ram raid?

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Originally Posted By: wilkij1975
Is being woken up at 2am by a ram raid cause for a grumble?
what is a ram raid?


What I do to my wife grin

It's where thieving b'stards drive vehicles into shopsetc. then fill the vehicle up with loot.

In this instance, it was a massive JCB type fork lift thing ripping a cash machine out of a wall about 100ft from my house!

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So this has nothing to do with a strap on then?


That job interview was going so well until I realized I was fukked up on acid in the middle of a cornfield naked and talking to a scarecrow.
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Not this time! I imagine they used some sort of strap to get the cash machine on their pickup though! Fukking cock wombles!

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There was a gang from around the Wisbech area that got done for doing about 12 banks with JCB'S not so long ago.


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Yeah, think I read about that. Hopefully they'll get these lot. Some poor bugger was asleep right above it! He's lucky the whole front of the building didn't fall down taking him with it!

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My local cash machine will only let you take up to 40 snotters out in one go, tight wads.

Just sayin' like. whistle
Carry on.......

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Are you in Greece?


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Originally Posted By: lumba
Are you in Greece?
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Luggage allowance..I mean WTF.? How the Fukk am I supposed to bring back a thousand fags with a 20kg limit...I'm gonna have to sacrifice the pants.


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