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#491763 14/07/15 02:08 PM
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Raheem Sterling transfer replaces Hatton Garden raid as Britain’s biggest robbery

Lancashire Police have named a 52-year old man they wish to question in connection with what is being hailed as Britain’s largest of daylight robbery.

The investigation was launched following the theft of £49 million from Manchester City, with the only clue left at the scene being a contract for the services of winger Raheem Sterling.

Ian Ayre, from Merseyside, is suspected of orchestrating the robbery of the Abu Dhabi owned outfit, which easily eclipses the recent multi-million pound Hatton Garden jewellery raid.

The Liverpool chief executive officer is reported to be in hiding in the Wirral after agreement was reached to transfer the England international ahead of the club’s tour of Asia.

Police believe Ayre conspired with a man known as ‘Aidy Ward’ in an elaborate plot to relieve the Manchester club of vast sums of money in the heist, which took several days to fully execute.

Police Chief Constable, Steve Finnigan, said the audacity of the raid had left the force reeling, though the victims are currently still in denial.

He told reporters, “At this stage the victims don’t seem to think any crime has been committed.”

“We’ve tried explaining that they’ve been ripped off on a scale rarely seen anywhere in the world, but they just smiled and said we must have our facts wrong.”

“I imagine they’ll want to file a report before pre-season is over.”

sauce: http://newsthump.com/2015/07/13/raheem-s...iggest-robbery/

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Like it!

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It'd be absolutely hilarious if it wasn't so true.
Absolute rip off on the grandest of grand scales.

Think we've got Luis to thank actually, as it was THE MIGHTY one that made pretty average players like this turd look and appear to be far far greater than they really are, such was his wonderful influence.
I essence, I consider we got £115 MILLION pounds for Luis now, and this tw@t given away on a freebie, cus that's all he's worth. grin

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I saw on the BBC news page that some tw@ts have been threatening his daughter on Tw@tter! I'm not his biggest fan but that's just bang out of order.

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Originally Posted By: wilkij1975
I saw on the BBC news page that some tw@ts have been threatening his daughter on Tw@tter! I'm not his biggest fan but that's just bang out of order.

Daughter? What’s a little gn@t like that doing with a daughter? There’s gotta be a crime there somewhere!

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Originally Posted By: wilkij1975
I saw on the BBC news page that some tw@ts have been threatening his daughter on Tw@tter! I'm not his biggest fan but that's just bang out of order.


It's 'twitter'. Only a55holes use twitter so it's hardly surprising.


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