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" Manc's manager Slur Ajax Ferguscum wants new rules to improve the size of Premier League dressing rooms.
"Everton's are so narrow it is unbelievable," Ferguscum told manc's rag.
"Portsmouth's away dressing room is not great and the one at Craven Cottage is smaller than my office. "Why is there not enough room for this manager in particular? 1) not enough room for his head?
2) his mouth?
3) his hairdrier?
4) his ego?
or
4) Ronaldo's make up, brushes, hair treatment and mirrors?
Answers on a postcard please
