Not even you could manage the shitness out of Aspas.
Aspas scored a hattrick, Mario, Ricky, Fabio scored? I'd make him look like Falcao with goals scoring ability on roids.
Last edited by Maureen; 04/12/1405:48 PM.
noun [oops]·trar·i·an \kən-ˈtrer-ē-ən, kän-\. If all else fails say that word outstanding a couple of times. The more you do the more you will believe your own spin.