Super Mario,
He's better than Falcao,
Makes RVP look like a cow.
He's got a bigger weener,
He's a lot tougher and meaner.
Super, super Mario.
Super, super Mario.

Yeah that's good Ninja, how's this, if we're getting down and dirty:
Balotelli'o, Balotelli'o,
Mank's are mighty smelly'o
Box em up the belly'o,
And give em lots of welly'o
You're the brilliant Mario,
Mario, Mario, Mario,