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IIRC correctly, you did actually say that last time you got bladdered...and the time before that, and the time before that................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

Just start doing what I do Paddy and drink through your hangover. It works better than anything else and it's good for your liver.

Somehow managed to dislodge my big toe nail from the nail bed during my beauty sleep last night,got rudely awoken at 3am in intense pain with blood pissing everywhere and my nail half hanging out.managed to hobble to the bathroom almost tripping over a cat and waking the Mrs up,who then moaned at me for getting blood all over the duvet.

Did that with my already dodgy thumb nail last year. Ripped it right back to a vertical position.
Bled like a piggin' pig, and the screams could apparently be heard 2 streets away.



Went to the quacks who carefully removed the masking tape that i use for werk, and even SHE winced with a sharp intake of breath when she saw the bloody mess.
Apparently, the nail bed has squillions of nerve endings, and is one of the most sensitive and painful areas to damage on yer entire body.

So, you have my utmost sympathy and understanding.

I feel for you Lumba, that sounds really horrible so I hope its better soon. Ok I admit I did laugh a bit about the MRS moaning about the state of the duvet, she does have a point

Bloody favoritism.

I have many favourites Growls, there is only so much Blood lust I can give out though.

Toe nail update: After reading a few articles on the subject of detached nails,i was under the impression that once they've detached they kick the bucket and you grow a new one,well mine seems to be reattaching itself,a bit like when Wolverines body repairs itself.Was hoping to wait a couple of days and rip it off but not sure now..any suggestions ?

They can still take a while to go black and fall off, lots of fun to be had yet. Might want to put an antibiotic on it, maybe cover it with a condom or something.

I'm sure lain will be along shortly to kiss it better for you.