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Saw this, mildly funny i suppose.
Suarez World Cup diet plan revealed!
Julio Cesar Salad
Baked Baines
Leg of Lahm
Oxtail Chamberlain Soup
Joel Campbell's meatballs
Gastro Ramirez
Chicken Fucile
Pastapoulos
Eton Messi Lets not forget the offal..Joe Hart
That job interview was going so well until I realized I was fukked up on acid in the middle of a cornfield naked and talking to a scarecrow.
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I got into a furious altercation in an indoor karting circuit in Warrington a few years ago, after I was black flagged for dangerous driving after some other plank punted ME off the track!  I was thrown out for eggresive language/ behaviour towards the marshals!! I was merely trying to state my innocence and pointing out their error.. Tbf I see bad driving from pensioners every day. Would it be ok if I came down now to tw@t you, or would you rather I leave it 'til a later date and tw@t you twice p'raps...at NO extra cost I hasten to add, you fungus faced fart? 
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I got into a furious altercation in an indoor karting circuit in Warrington a few years ago, after I was black flagged for dangerous driving after some other plank punted ME off the track! I was thrown out for eggresive language/ behaviour towards the marshals!! I was merely trying to state my innocence and pointing out their error.. Tbf I see bad driving from pensioners every day. Would it be ok if I came down now to tw@t you, or would you rather I leave it 'til a later date and tw@t you twice p'raps...at NO extra cost I hasten to add, you fungus faced fart? You can have a nibble on my hairy nips if you want big boy.
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That job interview was going so well until I realized I was fukked up on acid in the middle of a cornfield naked and talking to a scarecrow.
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Sir Cary Cooper, a leading head shrink suggests...... Cooper also expects Liverpool and England sports psychiatrist Dr Steve Peters to have a major role to play in helping Suarez.
“He’ll do something because he is a psychiatrist and is trained as a clinician,” Cooper said. “If Suarez is convicted, then I’m sure that Steve Peters will do something about it.
"He’s professionally trained and he’ll be able to sort it out, I’m sure.”Bit like he helped the inguuuluund squad then? Yup, just relax, chill out, 'ava a smoke, couple of bevvies and roll over and have yer tummies tickled everyone. Sorted! 
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I got into a furious altercation in an indoor karting circuit in Warrington a few years ago, after I was black flagged for dangerous driving after some other plank punted ME off the track! I was thrown out for eggresive language/ behaviour towards the marshals!! I was merely trying to state my innocence and pointing out their error.. Tbf I see bad driving from pensioners every day. Would it be ok if I came down now to tw@t you, or would you rather I leave it 'til a later date and tw@t you twice p'raps...at NO extra cost I hasten to add, you fungus faced fart? You can have a nibble on my hairy nips if you want big boy. Think I'd rather shove white hot pokers into my eyes tbqh.
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Sir Cary Cooper, a leading head shrink suggests...... Cooper also expects Liverpool and England sports psychiatrist Dr Steve Peters to have a major role to play in helping Suarez.
“He’ll do something because he is a psychiatrist and is trained as a clinician,” Cooper said. “If Suarez is convicted, then I’m sure that Steve Peters will do something about it.
"He’s professionally trained and he’ll be able to sort it out, I’m sure.”Bit like he helped the inguuuluund squad then? Yup, just relax, chill out, 'ava a smoke, couple of bevvies and roll over and have yer tummies tickled everyone. Sorted! Didn't bite anyone though did they granted they haven't had much chance but still 
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The FA couldn't do anything about Suarez last season because he seemed to have changed.The media loved him because he made the prem the best in the world even opposition fans loved him including some utd fans,now they're all loading their weapons for the firing squad.I think he "probably" tried to have a butt but it went a tad wrong.He will receive a long international ban but that will not affect us.FIFA detest the English media Sunday Times etc so all their bleating will probably push FIFA slightly in Suarez's favour(nothing worse than a Blatter scorned).After the FA's questioning of England not getting a WC and not backingBlatters run at another leadership I doubt he will get a domestic ban.I can understand some peoples shock but the REAL reason he will executed is because he dumped Ingurland(who were really crap) out or the competition.Finally their is talk of Suarez going to one of the big two(Real/Barca) soUefa will not do too much.Sorry a bit disjointed
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I'll wear my pink and lilac boots for you if yer want.
That job interview was going so well until I realized I was fukked up on acid in the middle of a cornfield naked and talking to a scarecrow.
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If anything it was more goat like imo. No lumba, goats stand on their rear legs to feed on anything above waist height, our boy was able to use his front legs and could munch away with ease
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Liverpool legend Robbie Fowler says it is wrong to defend Luis Suarez following his latest biting incident.
The controversial striker sank his teeth into Italy defender Giorgio Chiellini during Uruguay's 1-0 victory at the World Cup last night which is a step too far says Fowler, who believes the player has embarrassed Liverpool Football Club once again.
"Most Liverpool fans love him as a player but he's continually dragged the club's name through the mud," said Fowler.
"It's not right, especially after how they helped him last time. They tried to rehabilitate him.
"I wouldn't be surprised if Suarez left now. He's a different person on the pitch. I'm flummoxed.
"He's dragged the good name of Liverpool through the mud again, and it's not right. You can't defend him.
"I love him as a player but you cannot condone what he's done."
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