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Originally Posted By: Joe King Allen
I dunno guys, I'm an attractive man. I'm charming and I'm smart. I also know that I come across as a self absorbent d!ck on here, but I'm not that way in person.. I've got a good education that should lead to a stable job. So why aren't I living lad vida loca?? What am I missing?? shocked




It's a hard knock life I'll tell you that.
A beard by the sounds of it.

Last edited by lumba; 25/01/14 12:25 PM.

That job interview was going so well until I realized I was fukked up on acid in the middle of a cornfield naked and talking to a scarecrow.
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More rugged facial hair will make the world a better place.


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This boy is crack'in up"

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Originally Posted By: Joe King Allen
I dunno guys, I'm an attractive man. I'm charming and I'm smart. I also know that I come across as a self absorbent d!ck on here, but I'm not that way in person.. I've got a good education that should lead to a stable job. So why aren't I living lad vida loca?? What am I missing?? shocked





It's a hard knock life I'll tell you that.


Humility!


Life is beautiful when you find Love
when you find the place your meant to be
when you find the one to give your heart to
as for me
this is you
this is Love

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Berg: I know. That's why the Lord gave us good looks.

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Originally Posted By: Joe King Allen
I dunno guys, I'm an attractive man. I'm charming and I'm smart. I also know that I come across as a self absorbent d!ck on here, but I'm not that way in person.. I've got a good education that should lead to a stable job. So why aren't I living lad vida loca?? What am I missing?? shocked





It's a hard knock life I'll tell you that.


You drink Bud.

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'Kingdom', Liverpool.

Posh (allegedly) pub that employ outside meat headed no neck inked up arrogant rude obnoxious vile mouthed 'door security' staff.
One in particular is possibly be going to facing me and Matilda in the very near future if this sh1t holes management don't get an apology to Miss G bloody pronto. mad mad mad

I await the gaffers 'phone call...or else.

You hurt or upset my daughter, physically or even verbally, and you WILL face the FULL wrath of my fury.

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Got a minuscule microscopic piece of broken glass in me big toe, and it 'urts like FCK! eek mad cry

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Scrape it with the blade of a Stanley knife,works wonders for splinters.


That job interview was going so well until I realized I was fukked up on acid in the middle of a cornfield naked and talking to a scarecrow.
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Originally Posted By: lumba
Scrape it with the blade of a Stanley knife,works wonders for splinters.


A Lumbo Jumbo Top Top ey? cool

I shall go and do that RIGHT now, as this is currently getting RIGHT upon my man booby woobies. eek

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I've had plenty of experience getting bloody swarf out of my hands,works every time.


That job interview was going so well until I realized I was fukked up on acid in the middle of a cornfield naked and talking to a scarecrow.
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