Really? Ever tried Croquet?
yea played a a few months back. i have from a little age looked at that perfectly cut grass and garnered a hope of playing on it one day ( ok, i will be honest and say i always looked at it and wanted to play football on it). i will give any game a try as long as its on the ground or on the water ( dont do heights)
never tried croquet but would give it a twirl given a half a chance