Oreos are like bourbon's just a lot nicer.
whats this rubbish? how dare you compare that american sugar fuuck to the elegance and supremity of the bourbon biscuit.? i dont care if i get thrown of the forum for this but i want to fight you.
I was sure when I wrote this that I would get this kind of response from someone, maybe I'm a wum

but I stand by my statement bourbon's are rank
