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That job interview was going so well until I realized I was fukked up on acid in the middle of a cornfield naked and talking to a scarecrow.
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Originally Posted By: lumba

This is a JOKE thread


Pete: Berg, I'm just not cut out to be a good person.
Berg: I know. That's why the Lord gave us good looks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkzkmyOln6I
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Made me laugh


That job interview was going so well until I realized I was fukked up on acid in the middle of a cornfield naked and talking to a scarecrow.
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Get this Hendo,there's actually a planet called Uranus..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUnD8HoZHPA


That job interview was going so well until I realized I was fukked up on acid in the middle of a cornfield naked and talking to a scarecrow.
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IMO clips like that should be put I the lol thread.


I'll expand not that second clip with an example of what should go in this thread.





I walked up to a woman today and told her I wish I had my own Death Star.


"Why?" She asked with a weird expression on her face


"Because I'd destroy Uranus!"


Pete: Berg, I'm just not cut out to be a good person.
Berg: I know. That's why the Lord gave us good looks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkzkmyOln6I
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I couldn't find the bloody LOL thread so i thought i'd try and help your thread out,it won't happen again.


That job interview was going so well until I realized I was fukked up on acid in the middle of a cornfield naked and talking to a scarecrow.
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I've now found the LOL thread.


That job interview was going so well until I realized I was fukked up on acid in the middle of a cornfield naked and talking to a scarecrow.
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Originally Posted By: lumba
I couldn't find the bloody LOL thread so i thought i'd try and help your thread out,it won't happen again.

Feel free to help by posting jokes, but only by posting jokes. Without Ian around( where's he gone btw?) it's just me holding down the fort here really.


Pete: Berg, I'm just not cut out to be a good person.
Berg: I know. That's why the Lord gave us good looks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkzkmyOln6I
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Why does my d!ck remember everything?


Because an elephant never forgets!


Pete: Berg, I'm just not cut out to be a good person.
Berg: I know. That's why the Lord gave us good looks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkzkmyOln6I
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Originally Posted By: Paddym90
Why does my d!ck remember everything?


Because an elephant never forgets!


Wanna hear a joke about my dick?

On second thoughts, never mind. It's too long.


That job interview was going so well until I realized I was fukked up on acid in the middle of a cornfield naked and talking to a scarecrow.
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