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Bert and Ernie


That job interview was going so well until I realized I was fukked up on acid in the middle of a cornfield naked and talking to a scarecrow.
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Originally Posted By: lumba
Originally Posted By: *** Suso ***
Originally Posted By: lumba
Your obsessed with my moobs.
what name have you given them?
they looked like a Priscilla to me
Let me tell you the story of Right Moob, Left Moob. It's a tale of good and evil. Hate: it was with this Moob that Cane iced his brother. Love: this Moob, it goes straight to the soul of man. The right Moob: the Moob of love. The story of life is this: static. One Moob is always fighting the other Moob, and the left Moob is kicking much ass. I mean, it looks like the right Moob, Love, is finished. But hold on, stop the presses, the right Moob is coming back. Yeah, he got the left Moob on the ropes, now, that's right. Ooh, it's a devastating right and Hate is hurt, he's down. Left-Moob Hate KOed by Love.


WHAT the hell in all things Holy are you bloody smoking? shocked

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Mashed I was.


That job interview was going so well until I realized I was fukked up on acid in the middle of a cornfield naked and talking to a scarecrow.
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laugh

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Originally Posted By: lumba
Mashed I was.

Oh. Seemed quite normal to me...for you. whistle

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How's it going big boy? As Cliff once said 'its so funny,how we don't talk anymore'


That job interview was going so well until I realized I was fukked up on acid in the middle of a cornfield naked and talking to a scarecrow.
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Cliff also said his ideal woman was a crying, talking, sleeping, walking, living doll. Funny, he never married.....


Pete: Berg, I'm just not cut out to be a good person.
Berg: I know. That's why the Lord gave us good looks.

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Just heard one of my neighbours is on the verge of eviction mad

Heartless kunts will have a war on their hands that day


"Romance has broke down
This boy is crack'in up"

So not a moderator

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Originally Posted By: wakka
Just heard one of my neighbours is on the verge of eviction mad

Heartless kunts will have a war on their hands that day

Neighbours.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIdFzP0TJxc


Pete: Berg, I'm just not cut out to be a good person.
Berg: I know. That's why the Lord gave us good looks.

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Originally Posted By: wakka
Just heard one of my neighbours is on the verge of eviction mad

Heartless kunts will have a war on their hands that day
evicted for what?

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