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Re: The Joke Thread (Keep it clean fella's)
Hendominator #346107 20/07/13 09:29 PM
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I oppose gay marriage.

It's not because I'm a homophobic - it's because I don't want them to ruin their sex life by marrying.

Pete: Berg, I'm just not cut out to be a good person.
Berg: I know. That's why the Lord gave us good looks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkzkmyOln6I
Re: The Joke Thread (Keep it clean fella's)
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Papiss Cissé fined for refusing to wear shirt showing Newcastle club sponsor Wonga.

Initial fine of £5,000, rising to £47,987,654,334 if he hasn't paid by Friday.

Pete: Berg, I'm just not cut out to be a good person.
Berg: I know. That's why the Lord gave us good looks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkzkmyOln6I
Re: The Joke Thread (Keep it clean fella's)
Hendominator #347910 24/07/13 09:18 PM
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Ban on porn??

Transfer season??

Royal baby??

Yet not one joke!?

Pete: Berg, I'm just not cut out to be a good person.
Berg: I know. That's why the Lord gave us good looks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkzkmyOln6I
Re: The Joke Thread (Keep it clean fella's)
Hendominator #347918 24/07/13 09:30 PM
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Does David Cameron realise that the only thing these new laws will change is that when you search "cuntt" on google, instead of seeing a vagina you will see a picture of Cameron's face?

Pete: Berg, I'm just not cut out to be a good person.
Berg: I know. That's why the Lord gave us good looks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkzkmyOln6I
Re: The Joke Thread (Keep it clean fella's)
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Originally Posted By: Hendominator
Does David Cameron realise that the only thing these new laws will change is that when you search "cuntt" on google, instead of seeing a vagina you will see a picture of Cameron's face?


love it, we need more of your humor lol.
Re: The Joke Thread (Keep it clean fella's)
Aldo #347926 24/07/13 09:39 PM
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Yea I thought that one up myself, quite good IMO.

Pete: Berg, I'm just not cut out to be a good person.
Berg: I know. That's why the Lord gave us good looks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkzkmyOln6I
Re: The Joke Thread (Keep it clean fella's)
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Originally Posted By: Hendominator
Ban on porn??

Transfer season??

Royal baby??

Yet not one joke!?


Hendo i was thinking that today myself thought this thread was dead, will get on top of it tomorrow, a bit baked now, any good films for me?

No,this is not a good town for psychedelic drugs.Reality itself is too twisted.

We can't stop here, this is bat country!
Re: The Joke Thread (Keep it clean fella's)
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That job interview was going so well until I realized I was fukked up on acid in the middle of a cornfield naked and talking to a scarecrow.
Re: The Joke Thread (Keep it clean fella's)
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Originally Posted By: Thompson
Originally Posted By: Hendominator
Ban on porn??

Transfer season??

Royal baby??

Yet not one joke!?


Hendo i was thinking that today myself thought this thread was dead, will get on top of it tomorrow, a bit baked now, any good films for me?

I'm guessing up you still haven't seen Good Will Hunting? So there's that. Although Harold and Kumar is good if you want a stoner movie.

Pete: Berg, I'm just not cut out to be a good person.
Berg: I know. That's why the Lord gave us good looks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkzkmyOln6I
Re: The Joke Thread (Keep it clean fella's)
Hendominator #348599 26/07/13 04:39 PM
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I'm just back from a Nudist beach that is exclusively for men.

What a load of [oops].

Pete: Berg, I'm just not cut out to be a good person.
Berg: I know. That's why the Lord gave us good looks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkzkmyOln6I
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