LOL yeah i mis lead with the heading, but thought this was brilliant.
FIFA apology rules!
Score 5 goals with Andy Carroll and your opponent must go into a shop and buy something but insist on paying 10 times the price.
Score with Ashley Cole and eat a choc ice...
If you score with Messi your friend has to go tidy your room.
Score a hat-trick with Anton/Rio Ferdinand and your opponent must shake 15 random black men's hands.
Score a hat trick with Chamakh before a night out and your opponent has to go out with a full tub of hair gel in their hair.
If Emile Heskey scores the opponent must go to bed for 4 hours, regardless of what time of day or night it is.
Score a free kick with Riise (LB) and you must go outside your front door and shout "RELEASE THE KRAKEN"
Win by 3 goals with South Korea/Japan and your opponent must complete the Gangnam style dance in public.
Win with Portsmouth, donate £1 to charity.
Lose to Portsmouth, burn a £10 note,
Score a header with Lennon and your opponent must shave his eyebrow like his.
If you win a penalty at Old Trafford you must go back to the shop that you brought it from and demand a refund because the game is too unrealistic.