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Also I believe the thread was started by a "Hunter S"? Exactly,who the fukk is this Thompson twin anyway?
That job interview was going so well until I realized I was fukked up on acid in the middle of a cornfield naked and talking to a scarecrow.
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Q. What's the hardest thing about rollerblading?
A. Telling your parents you're gay.
That job interview was going so well until I realized I was fukked up on acid in the middle of a cornfield naked and talking to a scarecrow.
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No. That just wont do, wrong thread. You banned for life from these parts now clear off.. That was very Harsh, but justified, so i'll allow it  Ehhh, its my thread..?  Me! Who got it banned? You!  I feel I at least deserve an equal vote Haha
No,this is not a good town for psychedelic drugs.Reality itself is too twisted.
We can't stop here, this is bat country!
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1st Team Squad
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There is only one real reason to teach a man to fish.
So that when he fuucks off every weekend I can go round and shag his wife. Give a man a fish and he may not like fish; so you ended up wasting a fish.
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[quote=Thompson]No. That just wont do, wrong thread. You banned for life from these parts now clear off.. That was very Harsh, but justified, so i'll allow it Ehhh, its my thread..? Me! Who got it banned? You! I feel I at least deserve an equal vote Haha I feel we need to agree on some form of power sharing
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1st Team Regular
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Q. What's the hardest thing about rollerblading?
A. Telling your parents you're gay. ha ha ha.
Luis Garcia, He drinks sangria
He came from Barca, to bring us Joy
He's five foot seven, he's football heaven
please don't take my Luis away.
"...AND 32 MILLION POUNDS WORTH OF GOALKEEPER CAN'T DO A THING ABOUT IT"
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Watching Neymar play, you are forced to marvel at the immense talent, raw skill and pure creativity his agent must have.
No,this is not a good town for psychedelic drugs.Reality itself is too twisted.
We can't stop here, this is bat country!
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After Michael Douglas claimed his throat cancer was caused by oral sex, millions of shocked men are asking the same question.
Just how big is Catherine Zeta Jones's clitoris?
No,this is not a good town for psychedelic drugs.Reality itself is too twisted.
We can't stop here, this is bat country!
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I was upstairs in the bath this morning when I thought, "Does my bath really need an upstairs?"
No,this is not a good town for psychedelic drugs.Reality itself is too twisted.
We can't stop here, this is bat country!
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Upon hearing Michael Douglas got throat cancer after engaging in oral sex, Angelina Jolie has now had her pussy surgically removed.
No,this is not a good town for psychedelic drugs.Reality itself is too twisted.
We can't stop here, this is bat country!
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