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Re: The Joke Thread (Keep it clean fella's) lumba #333456 30/05/13 01:38 PM Joined: Sep 2011 Posts: 5,185 Irish Free State Hendominator 1st Team Squad Hendominator 1st Team Squad Joined: Sep 2011 Posts: 5,185 Irish Free State Originally Posted By: lumba RIP Joke thread. Would you like to say a short eulogy? Pete: Berg, I'm just not cut out to be a good person. Berg: I know. That's why the Lord gave us good looks. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkzkmyOln6I

Re: The Joke Thread (Keep it clean fella's) Hendominator #333467 30/05/13 02:16 PM Joined: May 2013 Posts: 683 Thompson Under 18 Player Thompson Under 18 Player Joined: May 2013 Posts: 683 Haha shut up Lumba, good to be back, i see Coolflames is back on a new account now too No,this is not a good town for psychedelic drugs.Reality itself is too twisted. We can't stop here, this is bat country!

Re: The Joke Thread (Keep it clean fella's) Thompson #333470 30/05/13 02:19 PM Joined: Mar 2009 Posts: 23,084 Destination unknown lumba Liverpool Legend lumba Liverpool Legend Joined: Mar 2009 Posts: 23,084 Destination unknown Are you Michael Jackson now? That job interview was going so well until I realized I was fukked up on acid in the middle of a cornfield naked and talking to a scarecrow.

Re: The Joke Thread (Keep it clean fella's) Thompson #333472 30/05/13 02:20 PM Joined: Sep 2011 Posts: 5,185 Irish Free State Hendominator 1st Team Squad Hendominator 1st Team Squad Joined: Sep 2011 Posts: 5,185 Irish Free State Is he? Anyway welcome back. In other news, I burnt 600 calories last night. Left the pizza in the oven for too long. Pete: Berg, I'm just not cut out to be a good person. Berg: I know. That's why the Lord gave us good looks. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkzkmyOln6I

Re: The Joke Thread (Keep it clean fella's) Hendominator #334149 01/06/13 06:33 PM Joined: May 2013 Posts: 683 Thompson Under 18 Player Thompson Under 18 Player Joined: May 2013 Posts: 683 James has 15 room fresheners. He buys 10 more. What does he have? Muslim neighbours. No,this is not a good town for psychedelic drugs.Reality itself is too twisted. We can't stop here, this is bat country!

Re: The Joke Thread (Keep it clean fella's) Thompson #334150 01/06/13 06:34 PM Joined: May 2013 Posts: 683 Thompson Under 18 Player Thompson Under 18 Player Joined: May 2013 Posts: 683 Dont die a virgin, there's terrorists waiting up there for you. No,this is not a good town for psychedelic drugs.Reality itself is too twisted. We can't stop here, this is bat country!

Re: The Joke Thread (Keep it clean fella's) Thompson #334151 01/06/13 06:35 PM Joined: Sep 2011 Posts: 5,185 Irish Free State Hendominator 1st Team Squad Hendominator 1st Team Squad Joined: Sep 2011 Posts: 5,185 Irish Free State I'd be careful man, those Muslim jokes may [oops] a lot of people off Pete: Berg, I'm just not cut out to be a good person. Berg: I know. That's why the Lord gave us good looks. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkzkmyOln6I

Re: The Joke Thread (Keep it clean fella's) Thompson #334152 01/06/13 06:35 PM Joined: May 2013 Posts: 683 Thompson Under 18 Player Thompson Under 18 Player Joined: May 2013 Posts: 683 There is only one real reason to teach a man to fish. So that when he fuucks off every weekend I can go round and shag his wife. No,this is not a good town for psychedelic drugs.Reality itself is too twisted. We can't stop here, this is bat country!

Re: The Joke Thread (Keep it clean fella's) Thompson #334153 01/06/13 06:36 PM Joined: May 2013 Posts: 683 Thompson Under 18 Player Thompson Under 18 Player Joined: May 2013 Posts: 683 Apparently, "Only a woman can make a man happy." They should say that to the wank I just had. And now to enjoy the football with a cold beer... No,this is not a good town for psychedelic drugs.Reality itself is too twisted. We can't stop here, this is bat country!

Re: The Joke Thread (Keep it clean fella's) Hendominator #334154 01/06/13 06:36 PM Joined: Sep 2011 Posts: 5,185 Irish Free State Hendominator 1st Team Squad Hendominator 1st Team Squad Joined: Sep 2011 Posts: 5,185 Irish Free State I'm not saying I'm Batman, I'm just saying that nobody has ever seen me and Batman in the same room together. Pete: Berg, I'm just not cut out to be a good person. Berg: I know. That's why the Lord gave us good looks. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkzkmyOln6I