Walking down a road yesterday,minding my own and bothering no one,when i spotted what i thought was a big fly heading my way in an aggressive manner.
Using my old goalkeeping cat like reactions i managed to drop the shoulder and easily ducked out of the way of the attack...
I was wrong...
because as i'd ducked down this then exposed a gap through the neck of my coat, through which the flying maniac proceeded to head down...Only after slamming my back into a wall to kill the thing and it start stinging my back did i realize that it was in fact a bloody wasp.
Got an itchy back now.
