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Yeah I didn't know how that one would go down. I stole it from sickipedia

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Originally Posted By: boxmonkey
Yeah I didn't know how that one would go down. I stole it from sickipedia

No its not that, its just i already posted it. Also stole it from sikipedia, its a good one.


Pete: Berg, I'm just not cut out to be a good person.
Berg: I know. That's why the Lord gave us good looks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkzkmyOln6I
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Some cracking stuff on here fella's! laugh


No,this is not a good town for psychedelic drugs.Reality itself is too twisted.

We can't stop here, this is bat country!
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I woke up this morning and caught my son sniffing my daughter's knickers.


"You're fuucking perverted!" I said, "Get your nose away from my arse."


No,this is not a good town for psychedelic drugs.Reality itself is too twisted.

We can't stop here, this is bat country!
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There was no Britain's Got Talent on ITV last night...

...It was replaced by England's Got No Talent at a 8pm kick off.


No,this is not a good town for psychedelic drugs.Reality itself is too twisted.

We can't stop here, this is bat country!
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I felt like a Chinese baby today whilst travelling around London.

Stuck in the fuucking tube for hours...


No,this is not a good town for psychedelic drugs.Reality itself is too twisted.

We can't stop here, this is bat country!
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I was stopped by a Korean prostitute in the park last night.

She smiled and said, "I'll eat you for breakfast, you handsome thing."

I still don't know whether she was talking to me or my dog.


No,this is not a good town for psychedelic drugs.Reality itself is too twisted.

We can't stop here, this is bat country!
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Porn sure knows how to wind up the Muslim community. Perhaps more recent titles like 'Big Burka Biitches' and 'Islam It Up Her Ass' were ideas better kept on paper


No,this is not a good town for psychedelic drugs.Reality itself is too twisted.

We can't stop here, this is bat country!
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OH YES!!!! He's back laugh may the jokes continue!


Pete: Berg, I'm just not cut out to be a good person.
Berg: I know. That's why the Lord gave us good looks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkzkmyOln6I
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RIP Joke thread.


That job interview was going so well until I realized I was fukked up on acid in the middle of a cornfield naked and talking to a scarecrow.
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