KopTalk.com Forums The Joke Thread (Keep it clean fella's)

Vaginas are like weather, when it's wet, it's time to go inside

Hahahaahahaha good man boxmonkey

What did one wall say to the other wall?

Lets meet up in the corner.

Did you hear Oxygen and Magnesium are dating?

Yea its like OMG!

Don't worry bout that last one lads.

I only make chemistry jokes periodically.

Kolo Toure: " I am joining the 2013/14 Premier League Champions."
What do you expect from someone who failed a drug test?

To be fair to Liverpool though, they do have a tough game coming up next season.

Football.

David Beckham walks into a sperm donor bank.

"I'd like to donate some sperm," he says to the receptionist.

"Certainly, Sir," she replies. "Have you donated before?"

"Yes," replies Beckham, "you should have my details on your computer."

"Oh, Yes, I've found your details," says the receptionist, "but I see you're going to need help. Shall I call Posh Spice for you?"

"Why do I need help to donate sperm?" asks Beckham.

"Well," the receptionist replies, "it says on your record that you're a useless w@nker."

Kolo Toure: " I am joining the 2013/14 Premier League Champions."
What do you expect from someone who failed a drug test?

"My wife would make a great goalie," one man said to his friend.

"I haven't scored for months."

oooooh awkward