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Re: The Joke Thread (Keep it clean fella's)
lumba #332995 28/05/13 05:32 PM
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Originally Posted By: lumba
I can't be arsed.

Oh can't you? Comon man its not like you had tow rite the joke!

Pete: Berg, I'm just not cut out to be a good person.
Berg: I know. That's why the Lord gave us good looks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkzkmyOln6I
Re: The Joke Thread (Keep it clean fella's)
Hendominator #333039 28/05/13 07:11 PM
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think i posted this before but whatever.



i bought my mother a fridge for her birthday.

cant wait to see her face light up when she opens it.

Luis Garcia, He drinks sangria
He came from Barca, to bring us Joy
He's five foot seven, he's football heaven
please don't take my Luis away.

"...AND 32 MILLION POUNDS WORTH OF GOALKEEPER CAN'T DO A THING ABOUT IT"
Re: The Joke Thread (Keep it clean fella's)
Flames #333058 28/05/13 08:49 PM
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Hahahaahahaha yes that's the spirit lads! laugh keep these jokes coming



It's proving very difficult to find a shop selling "Left Guard" for my other armpit...

Pete: Berg, I'm just not cut out to be a good person.
Berg: I know. That's why the Lord gave us good looks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkzkmyOln6I
Re: The Joke Thread (Keep it clean fella's)
Hendominator #333060 28/05/13 08:52 PM
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ha ha ha, thats not bad.

Luis Garcia, He drinks sangria
He came from Barca, to bring us Joy
He's five foot seven, he's football heaven
please don't take my Luis away.

"...AND 32 MILLION POUNDS WORTH OF GOALKEEPER CAN'T DO A THING ABOUT IT"
Re: The Joke Thread (Keep it clean fella's)
Hendominator #333061 28/05/13 08:52 PM
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Anyone wanna hear a punny joke?

Pete: Berg, I'm just not cut out to be a good person.
Berg: I know. That's why the Lord gave us good looks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkzkmyOln6I
Re: The Joke Thread (Keep it clean fella's)
lumba #333066 28/05/13 09:18 PM
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The worst place to have a heart attack is during a gama of cherades. …Especially if the people you are playing with, are really bad guessers.
Re: The Joke Thread (Keep it clean fella's)
boxmonkey #333067 28/05/13 09:19 PM
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Its my birthday today. My wife has said that shes going to make it my most special birthday ever …
I wonder where shes going ?
Re: The Joke Thread (Keep it clean fella's)
boxmonkey #333068 28/05/13 09:19 PM
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. When I got home last night my wife demanded that I ‘take her somewhere expensive’ … I took her to a gas station …
Re: The Joke Thread (Keep it clean fella's)
boxmonkey #333069 28/05/13 09:20 PM
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. Q. What did the grape say when the elephant sat on him? A. Nothing, it just let out a little whine!
Re: The Joke Thread (Keep it clean fella's)
boxmonkey #333070 28/05/13 09:21 PM
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My penis was in the Guiness Book of Records... until the librarian kicked me out.
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