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Tha fuckk!!!

Ohhh this is golden, very offensive though.

Genies are tricky little fuuckers and will always try to twist what you wish for.

For example, last night I wished that my flat-chested wife could have tits like Angelina Jolie.

Following her double mastectomy, Angelina Jolie has said

"The hardest thing was trying to explain my decision to my children."


Probably because you don't speak African, love.

I've made it crystal clear to my wife that I am not going to help out with her Mother's funeral arrangements.

After all , I didn't ask for any help in arranging her death.

My daughter was doing her homework the other evening when she said to me "Dad, would you mind cutting something out for me?".

I said "Sure honey, like what?"

She replied "Well, coming into my bedroom at night for starters".

If you believe in astrology and think the position of distant stars can affect your daily life, I can tell exactly what day you were born on.

Yesterday.

Stephen Hawking is just Albert Einstein starting a new game on Hard mode.

Some people have a 'lucky number' and most people regard '13' as an unlucky number.

Except Angelina Jolie who really hates the number '55378008'.

When Angelina told Brad Pitt she needed to get something off her chest,

I bet he wishes it was an affair