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When a male honey bee climaxes during sex, his testicles explode and he dies.


That job interview was going so well until I realized I was fukked up on acid in the middle of a cornfield naked and talking to a scarecrow.
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been there.....


Luis Garcia, He drinks sangria
He came from Barca, to bring us Joy
He's five foot seven, he's football heaven
please don't take my Luis away.

"...AND 32 MILLION POUNDS WORTH OF GOALKEEPER CAN'T DO A THING ABOUT IT"
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OOOOHHHHHHH!!! He didn't just say that..... laugh


Pete: Berg, I'm just not cut out to be a good person.
Berg: I know. That's why the Lord gave us good looks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkzkmyOln6I
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They cancelled Pete Versus Life! That was a top show! mad genuine funny comedy unlike this "The Only Way Is Geordie Shore" sh!t! mad


Pete: Berg, I'm just not cut out to be a good person.
Berg: I know. That's why the Lord gave us good looks.

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Originally Posted By: lumba
When a male honey bee climaxes during sex, his testicles explode and he dies.
i thought thats what happens when the bite someone

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I'm no Bee bollokkk exploding expert Suso but i did double check the explode when your coming fact before i posted.


That job interview was going so well until I realized I was fukked up on acid in the middle of a cornfield naked and talking to a scarecrow.
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Originally Posted By: lumba
I'm no Bee bollokkk exploding expert Suso but i did double check the explode when your coming fact before i posted.
ok, am sorry and i wont daunt your superior knowledge o great monkey

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Suicidal pigeons flying into my bedroom window at 7.30 am on a Sunday bloody morning.


That job interview was going so well until I realized I was fukked up on acid in the middle of a cornfield naked and talking to a scarecrow.
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Idiots who want to fight on a night out
???????MORONS


"Romance has broke down
This boy is crack'in up"

So not a moderator

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Well at least you taught that Diouf a lesson.


That job interview was going so well until I realized I was fukked up on acid in the middle of a cornfield naked and talking to a scarecrow.
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